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The Panthers were back on the practice field today
in Balance Discussion Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:43 amby douhua2233 • Farseer | 104 Posts | 1040 Points
The Panthers were back on the practice field today as they prepare for their Week 6 game against Washington.We have good news on the Greg Olsen front — he’s expected to play on Sunday. He’s officially listed as questionable http://www.panthersfootballauthentic.com/mike-adams-jersey-authentic , but according to Ron Rivera he would have been listed as probable if that designation still existed. This is great news for the Panthers.It goes without saying that adding a player of Olsen’s caliber will improve the Panthers’ offense, so hopefully he’ll be 100% on Sunday. The Panthers will be without ared Norris, Andre Smith and Damiere Byrd on Sunday as all three players have been ruled out. Norris is expected to be placed on injured reserve later today so the Panthers can make room on the 53-man roster for Thomas Davis. Norris will have season ending surgery to fix a turf toe problem.Overall, the Panthers appear to be heading into Sunday’s game pretty healthy, which is always a good thing.Here’s today’s full injury report:Panthers injury reportOutWR Damiere Byrd (ankle)LB Jared Norris (toe)LB Andre Smith (hamstring)DoubtfulNoneQuestionableTE Greg Olsen (foot)Practice StatusDid not participate in practice = 0% of a player’s normal repetitionsLimited participation in practice = Less than 100% of a player’s normal repetitionsFull participation in practice = 100% of a player’s normal repetitionsGame StatusOut = Player will not playDoubtful = Player unlikely to playQuestionable = Uncertain if player will play Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year, we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent Womens Torrey Smith Jersey , we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Doug Pederson looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the Eagles, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Eagles organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Eagles edition...Jason Kelce looks like he’s waiting to be cast in a Santa Claus origin story.Nick Foles looks like he makes lava lamps in his mom’s basement.Zach Ertz looks like he just barely lost out to Sean William-Scott for the opportunity to play Stifler in American Pie.Doug Pederson looks like the front man for a hair restoration ad.Lane Johnson looks like the guy the high school tiny jock brings with him to a fight.Jake Elliott looks like the tiny jock who brings Lane Johnson with him to a fight.Wendell Smallwood looks like a miniature statue of LeBron James.Doug Pederson looks like the uncle who hasn’t asked you to pull his finger since his colostomy.Michael Bennett looks like he wears wool sweaters in the dead of summer.Jason Kelce looks like he once accidentally slammed his fists down on a table firing a gun that splattered a cat all over the wall.Jordan Hicks looks like he got his start in GI Joe Womens Shaq Thompson Jersey , the animated series.Derek Barnett looks like a guy who buys one appetizer at Applebee’s and stays for six hours.Doug Pederson looks like a guy who would come into your French farmhouse and ask for a nice glass of milk.Paul Worrilow looks like the leader of a credit card scam outfit.Chris Long looks like the human embodiment of avocado toast.Duce Staley looks like Steve Smith ate Duce Staley.Jeffrey Lurie looks like the dad who pays the star quarterback a monthly stipend to date his daughter.Doug Pederson looks like the cop who is okay with kids causing trouble on the street corner late at night because he’s too preoccupied with his jelly doughnut to get out and stop them.Mike Groh looks like a guy who’d buy beer for your kid on the promise of telling him where the party’s at.Nelson Agholor looks like an assistant manager at RadioShack.Malcolm Jenkins looks like he takes way too much pride in his amateur fencing class.Carson Wentz looks like a guy who wears armbands when he plays beer pong.Jalen Mills looks like Mr T’s estranged millennial son, losing favor after occasionally pitying a fool.Doug Pederson looks like he still uses a flip phone.Jeffrey Lurie looks like the lead defense attorney defending the scumbag criminal on Law and Order: SVU. Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?Discuss.
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